if you want to be in a relationship then you’d should know that I would probably make you wear and mask, call you Erik and the force you to sing
So I decided to watch The Mummy Returns since I haven’t seen it since middle school. I still love it. BUT DUDE THIS SCENE. I always fucking hated this bitch because of this scene. DUDE HE DID SO MUCH FOR YOU HE GOT HIS ASS CURSED FOR YOU AND SHE WAS STILL LIKE: I’m out!
So I decided to make my own rendition of this scene and how I ALWAYS see it.
MUMMY IS NOT OWNED BY ME IT’S OWNED MY UNIVERSAL DON’T SUE.
i feel sorry for Imhotep… especially in The Mummy Returns
all he wants is to be with Anck Su Namun and he goes through all that trouble in the first one to bring her back to life which doesn’t go well and then he gets killed
and then in the second one, Anck Su Namun partially helps to recover Imhotep and bring him back to life, and then she leaves him to die at the end
that’s some tough love
This lady knows that I need a new phone but instead she decides to buy my aunt (who has a perfectly functional phone and who is technologically handicapped) and a galaxy phone…
AND THEN has the nerve to ask me to teach her how to use…
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! she didn’t even tell me that she bought it. She pretended as if my aunt went and bought it of her own accord. So when I asked my aunt which sales person conned her into buying the phone she goes, “Oh your mum gave it to me.”.
Happy fucking mother’s day to you!
Woah it’s been a while tumblr and I’ve missed you dearly but you know what with school and basically life it’s been hard to keep track of my social sites, plus most of my time is being hogged by twitter (That bitch >.>). I know what you’re saying, “how could you and with that tramp of a social site?!” and “If you love it so much why don’t you just stay there? 3/”, but no matter what I will always find my way home to my strange oasis :3 Pluuus my twitter has now become ‘commercial’ meaning there are way too many people that I know who follow me but I don’t particularly want them to see the things I post so I must go in search of other places to express myself while still remaining relatively anonymous. There was a one night stand with google+ but nobody really wants a long-term relationship with them 3/ I ONLY go there when I want to be completely anonymous.
I truly have missed you tumblr and will never leave you again! <3
Well all my hopes and dream have yet again been crushed and this time there is no going back to the drawing board…
I’d love to see where next year takes me and what I will become but until then I’ll just have to wallow in my sadness, but don’t let the neighbour’s see! The gossip would be absolutely wretched…